Ken loved a girl who never existed, a Barbie Doll. Then leave something for the cops to find. No, I'm your neighbor, Secretary Barbie introduced in 2007 progressive! You killed your wife because she was pregnant! But I don't even have a dick! Barbie: It's not hard to fake a murder. Looks to me like you killed your old lady. Pepper's a guy? Whaaaaaaat! Happy anniversary, Barbie! Let's celebrate! Ew! Are you cleaning the place? Hello, honey? Oh! Hey, Barbie, there you are. Pepper, whoo-hoo-hoo! I'm gonna kick that guy's ass! Whoever said Dr. Twice a day, 'cause sometimes when you do, like, that hardcore T. Make it stop! - Crossfit changed my life, bro.Įat and paleo, literally, is all I do right now. What were they screaming about? - I don't know. What did you see, Clarice? - Lambs, and they were screaming. Jesus H! How many hooks are on this thing, a thousand? - Let me help you. High five! Looks like I'm smarter than a fifth grader! - I want my mommy.Īt least figure out the orgasm thing for her. Does the female orgasm exist? - I have no idea. Where did your dog go when he "got old?" My mom said that he went to live on a farm. Dave? Your parents, stupid! Dave's correct! ![]() Who puts gifts under the tree every Christmas? - Santa Claus. Let's get ready to play "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" ![]() Yes, right after we encountered the mile high club! Thanks for the free upgrade to vagina class. We encountered some very rough turbulence. " What's happening to me? No, wait! - I have so many questions! - Sir, are you all right? Oh, my head hurts. Ooh! - What about "Avatar" two and three? - Oh, those never come out. Oh, my gosh! No way! What will "Star Wars" episode eight and nine be like? Eight's pretty good. Oh! Oh, and I've got two words for you ice dragons. Yes! - Daenerys marries Jon Stone - No way.Īnd they turn Castle Black into a dragon zoo. How will "Game of Thrones" end? - Tyrion sits on the iron throne. Where did the flight attendant go? Well, straight to hell, as all flight attendants do. I'm gonna die! - I need to make love one last time! Wow! The last day of my life is also gonna be the best day of my life! Oh, my gosh, am I dead? You are. And why is that? - When jet engines fail, there's a spinning disk component that's known to tear through the fuselage like a frisbee of death. ! Uh, excuse me, miss, are there any other seats available? I really just hate sitting right on the wing. I call this the buck stroke! This is impossible according to the laws of physics, which is what makes it so fun! Money shark! My wife? Uh, I don't really think this is the time, Stan! You son of a bitch! I can see you're in no mood to discuss this. Did you do this?! That explosion just came from Marcy's apartment! How would you know which apartment is hers? Uh, I I mean What the hell, are you That cheating skank's gonna get what's coming to her in three, two Well, what happened? - Don't worry about it. ![]() Got it! Whoa, whoa, whoa! I realize the building's on fire, but could you not jump out the window until we're ready? Hey, Stan, don't you live in this building? I used to. Now I'm starting to think maybe I'm actually a sheep trapped in a wolf's body. Oh, I knew I should have blown out that yankee candle! I just wanted it to smell like clean cotton when I got back.Īt first, I was just doing it because I was hungry. Oh, he has such cute eyes! Cute eyes go for $5. Returning them to you will take all this Fortress' power. My son, if you've activated this crystal, it means you've lost your powers. Stop it! - Stop it! - Stop it! - Stop! - You stop! - You stop! - No, you stop! Man: Mortals, stop that! - Dude, stop it. Man: It's alive! 8x14 - "Hopefully Salt"
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